Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Inconsequential Ramblings of a Condemned Man

“This is not going to end well for me, is it?” *Deadpool

As I face this incessant onslaught from my MS, there are but a few choices regarding my next move:
  • Roll over and give up.
  • Maintain a blind, nothing but rosy outlook.\
  • Keep fighting in the best way I know how, by telling a series of anecdotal stories, describing my shortcomings while battling MS, in a tone which best captures my pain and loss in such a way that I can maintain my loose grip on sanity: satire.

I like the last option, so that’s what I’ll do.

“You can make fun of disability! It’s not funny.”
“Bull, I think it’s hysterical, and I can prove it.” *Channeling my best George Carlin

So, join me in my adventure as I attempt to describe the suck, the pain, the loss, and the hilarity of life with MS.

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Disclaimer: the pessimistic sarcasm presented in this “xxxx, and Other Inconsequential Ramblings of a Condemned Man” series is solely my own. Everyone’s experience is unique to their specific circumstances; not everyone finds this funny. Right now, for the preservation of my last few snippets of sanity, I don’t have any other option. Also, please don’t be mad at Brie because her husband is an ass.

♪♫♬ ‘Just like my mama said…’ ♩ ♬♫♪
*Drivin N Cryin

The fight is not over and it won’t be over until a cure is found.
It will never stop…nor will we
It will never quit…nor will we
This is why we fight!

Never Stop… Never Quit…®
Kevin Byrne
Portland, OR

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